Let's talk about things that suck...

The other night I vacuumed my rug for the first time.

I turned the vacuum on and then pushed the button to turn the brush on and started on my merry way. As I pushed the vacuum the damn thing didn't budge. I pushed with all my might and discovered as I desperately forced the vacuum over my plush carpet that this was the way it was always going to be.

I pushed, groaned, sweated, and nearly herniated myself. By the time I was done I was red, sweating, and so friggin' pissed.

My cool Dirt Devil rocks on those hardwood floors that I used to have but on carpet...jesus...*sigh*....I need a new vacuum, I guess. One that is self-propelled and chirps out some type of relaxing music that prevents me from using words like...c***sucker.